Bitch Seat by Z Gozer

They who desire the undesirable — they are the people to fear!  Sometimes you think these people are doing you a favor.  He’s taking a bullet for the team!  Way to go?  Just think of the reason why they would want what everyone else does not.

“Car’s full?  All right.  I’ll take the back middle seat.  Woe is me.”: Wants to cop lots of feels.

“Let me get those broccoli off your plate if you’re not going to eat them.”: Denying you precious vitamins and minerals; wants to see you shrivel in a slow, malnourished death.

“That’s ok.  There’ll be a lot of traffic but I’ll drive.”: In a bad mood and wants to go postal by playing bumper cars on the highway; needs screaming passengers for his soundtrack.

So, beware next time you think you’re getting a favor!  Or, thank the guy.  I don’t know.  YOU DECIDE.

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Z Gozer pulls through once again with another guest strip.  Thanks Z Man!  Anyway, Strip 85 and the close of the chapter will be up very soon.  I know I promised that there would be guys in this chapter but after Ass Ed and I went over  the scripts we decided it needed to be postponed a little.  Well, at least I delivered on the half-naked girls, right?

Admin

^ 9 Comments...

  1. asshole editor asshole editor

    I like how I am the Ass Ed. Sort of like Mr. Ed, but the donkey version. Mr. Ed’s donkey cousin, Ass (the “Ed” is the familial name). Why, what were you thinking of?

  2. asshole editor asshole editor

    wait. wait…is mr. bitch seat in the comic jacking himself? waaaaaaiiiiiiiitttttt

  3. admin admin

    The most intriguing thing about this comic is that there are only four guys. That means that the bitch seat is wholly unnecessary.

  4. Psyg Psyg

    Didn’t this actually happen once before?

  5. q q

    i’m 2 for 3! =/

  6. admin admin

    I guess I’m the last one.

  7. Psyg Psyg

    The guy in the jacket looks like he’s flipping us off in the last frame.

  8. z gozer z gozer

    Bonus final line: that guy didn’t even ride here with us!

  9. admin admin

    That’s either the rear-view mirror or he is indeed flipping someone off.

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